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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, violets are blue... 9/11 was an inside job."

"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."

"What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip-Flips."

"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos."

"""Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"" - Karen"

"Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades."

"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."

"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"