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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to call people who aren't yet born ""the unborn"" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead ""the undead"""

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"People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!"
"Me: I can't believe that they're still together after all the shit they have been through! Friend: Who? Me: My ass cheeks. I've got a bad case of diarrhea!"
"What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive? Rolls Rice"
"Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he ""really needs scissors, like right now!""?"
"The teacher asked what comes after the number 69... The student replies, ""Mouthwash."""
"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."
"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"