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Joke of the Day
"I don't like damp things For the moist part"
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"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."
"I don't discriminate based skin colour, I do it based on clothes... In fact you could call me a fashist"
"What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)"
"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."
"I hate it when the used car salesman is just a car wearing a suit."
"Quitting smoking is really easy... I've done it like 100 times already"
"""I faked all my LOLs."" -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end."
"TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes! And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*"