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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Why did you call off yesterday? Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now."

"I had a friend who had a fear of flying. I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it."

"The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade."

"What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery."

"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."

"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"

"Walks into a Bar A man walked into a Florida bar with his crocodile and asked the bartender: ""Do you serve lawyers here?"" ""Sure."" ""Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my crocodile."""

"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."

"Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to? Barbers."

"Today must be my lucky day... I found 95 in the urinal."