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Joke of the Day
"Why are Taco Tuesdays so hot? Because of the spicy anal you get that night."
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"Why do women make such great plumbers? They like to bring up shit from the past."
"I just left my job, see why ? She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."
"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv and I thought ""is that one mine""?... ... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"
"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""
"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"
"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"
"How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded."
"Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years."