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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
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"I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest HITS CD."
"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."
"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"
"What are the cheapest kind of nuts? Deer nuts, they're under a buck."
"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Utter destruction!"
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"
"I've never jumped onto a departing ferry or had a woman adjust my tie from behind me, you movie liars."
"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"