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Joke of the Day

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."

"Just when I thought life couldn't get any harder... I accidentally take Viagra for my migraine."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"

"I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it."

"It would have been way more anticlimactic if the video game had been called ""Where in the World is Carmen? San Diego."""

"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."

"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."