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Joke of the Day

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"

"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"

"*on a first date* Me: [remembering how my friend said women like mysterious men] my favorite color is a secret"

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, But when i got home all the signs were there."

"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"

"Well, it's that time of year again when people come up to me with their scary face and frightening clothes with their hand held out wanting money and shit. I hate my job at the welfare office."

"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."

"Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words."

"Ever find a mirror that makes you look really good and you're like oh OK this is where I live now I live in this airport restroom now"