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Joke of the Day

"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""

"If Oedipus was alive today he would've killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father."

"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."

"o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women"

"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."

"I went to the library and asked if they had any books on Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog. The librarian said that they may or may not have it, but that it rings a bell."

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."

"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."

"What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? *Mein Krampf!*"

"My relationship with the time traveling girl was over before it began."