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Joke of the Day
"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
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"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars."
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"Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???"
"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."
"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."
"what do you call twin chinese rappers? two chengs"
"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"