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Joke of the Day
"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
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"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"
"My License to Kill was revoked due to abuse of power."
"Freudians suck I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)"
"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."
"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."
"When I was a little girl dreaming about what life in my thirties might be like, I envisioned way more powerful enemies."
"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"
"Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin'?"
"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."