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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"
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"Christmas: One woman's lie about a one night stand that got completely out of hand."
"There's currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. ""Japan"""
"The guy who spelled 'Wednesday' like that sure pulled off some shit."
"What does a confused owl say? What? --- ^^^as ^^^enjoyed ^^^by ^^^/u/Traetus ^^^[here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qws98/i_used_to_have_sex_daily/cnao23o?context=3)"
"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"
"What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom? The Captain's Log."
"What do you call two female doctors working at the same hospital? A pair of docs. Probably belongs in /r/imgoingtohellforthis Is /r/misogyny a sub??? My mom would be so disappointed."
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"