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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery."

"I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo."

"Two law students walked into a Bar. And realized it was all a lie."

"""I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault."" ~ girls"

"So the Middle Eastern restaurant near my house has been selling baby meat I regret ordering the 'pita platter of tiny feet'"

"Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy."

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"