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Joke of the Day

"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"

"Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out."

"My genes put the XY in sexy"

"Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs? Because it was too steep."

"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."

"What does a Gynecologist and a Pizza Boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it"

"Robin Williams. Did you hear about Robin Williams dying? They said it was arson but I doubtfire.."

"Just once, I'd like to wake my girlfriend up with up with oral sex... ...but she never sleeps with her mouth open."

"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."

"I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know."