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Joke of the Day

"Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy."

"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"

"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."

"After the Titanic sank, rich people got their revenge by spending the last hundred years melting all the icebergs."

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""

"What's your grandma's favourite social media? Instagran"

"Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional Courtesy."

"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."

"The best way to infuriate a mom is to open a second box of something when there's still a box of the same thing already open."

"I've never really been into French Impressionistic music, but lately... ...it's been grabbing me by Debussy."