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Joke of the Day

"I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo."

"You: ""Nice glasses."" Me: ""Thanks. They'd look better on your nightstand."""

"How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? With Barnacles (bar nickels)"

"""Just how drunk are you?"" - ""French toast"""

"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."

"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""

"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."

"What's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke? (offensive) A black woman can't take a black joke."

"If you take meat from a calf... ... it could either be veal or below-knee."

"Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle."