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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea"
Next Joke
"I try to do my job the way I have sex. Work fast and and get done quick"
"They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day."
"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"
"A Jewish boy walks up to his dad... A Jewish boy walks up to his dad and says ""hey dad! Can I borrow fifty dollars? His dad says ""forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"I'm pretty sure these people at the next table are talking about how paranoid I am."
"If you ever hear me say that I missed you it's only because I have bad aim."
"A young boy goes to his father in Russia The boy asks ""Papa, could I please have 5 rubles"" Papa is surprised and asks ""20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"""
"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"
"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."