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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"

"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."

"""Sacre gray!"" - Colorblind French guy"

"If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription"

"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"

"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"

"I sometimes wonder why I'm 33 and single. Then I see you with your screaming kids in the grocery store and quickly remember."

"Watch I was walking down the street one night and a guy came up to me and said, ""Can I piss on your wrist?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""

"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."

"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."