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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
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"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."
"What do a teenage girl and her baby have in common? They're both thinking, ""Oh shit! My mom's gonna kill me."""
"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."
"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"
"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"
"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"
"My girlfriend might be a gorilla... Everyone is always taking their dicks out for her."
"My wife wants to go see the Suffragette movie. But she doesn't get a vote."