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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
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"ShermanFury @ShermanFury, so clever...."
"[NSFW] Never look down on someone Unless you're getting head"
"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
"FRIEND: hey while I'm on vacation can you come over and feed the cat? ME: FRIEND: ME: to what?"
"what is it called when a redditor has a threesome? using both hands"
"Bucks vs. Falcons REPORTER: Lovie, can you say something about your team's execution tonight? LOVIE SMITH: I think it would be a good idea!"
"We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you."
"How big of a difference is there between the male and female reproductive system? There's a vas deferens."