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Joke of the Day

"If you're ever bored in a taxi I recommend mouthing, ""Help Me"" to strangers and watching their facial expressions"

"Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake."

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"

"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."

"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."

"Last night, my girlfriend made me really happy and really sad at the same time. She told me, ""You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends."""