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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"

"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"

"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."

"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."

"My name is Steven But the bank calls me Owen. Owen Lotts."

"Noticed something between my grandma's boobs today. Her belly button."

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition."