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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me to teach her to use the snowblower.. I said, ""How about we start with the vacuum""."

"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""

"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."

"So Ron Jeremy... ...makes his money with his penis. I've also heard that his penis is so long, he can suck it himself. Which means that Ron Jeremy can literally put his money where his mouth is."

"Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet."

"I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good"

"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"

"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."

"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"