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Joke of the Day
"I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts."
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"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"
"I've never been booed off stage. I've never been booed off stage! Sure, I've been booed on stage plenty of times... but never off stage. In honor of Mitch Hedberg. RIP."
"What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa."
"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY"
"The boy was having trouble learning about computer memory. He kept forgetting everything."
"What's the difference between a normal pirate and a sexy pirate? The type of booty they plunder."
"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."
"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"
"Girl, are you a useless, obscure and unimportant punctuation mark? Because I want to interro-bang you"