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Joke of the Day
"I'll pay you to dress like a Comcast employee and let me hit you with my car."
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"""What you just said reminds me of something completely different I want to talk about."" - Everyone"
"i put the ""alcohol"" in ""me"""
"If crime doesn't pay... ... than you're doing it wrong."
"I told facebook my concerns about lack of privacy; they said they already knew how I felt about it."
"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."
"What is reddits least favorite dish? Kung Pao Chicken"
"Anyone looking for a job should consider becoming an elephant circumsiser... ... the pay isn't too great, but the tips are enormous!"
"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."