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Joke of the Day
"If crime doesn't pay... ... than you're doing it wrong."
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"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."
"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."
"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"
"ME (watching a sea of a million llamas stampede over the horizon): dear God, it's the alpacalypse"
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
"Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag? Ones in a cup"
"Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed so she could go outside for 3 seconds."
"My ex-girlfriend's star sign was cancer. It is quite ironic how she died.... .... she was killed by a giant crab."
"Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together."