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Joke of the Day
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
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"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."
"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"
"Ok, but like, how married are you?"
"Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom."
"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."
"What does a Muslim pirate say? Allahu Ackbarrrrr!"
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."
"A husband says to his wife... ""I killed 5 flies today. 2 were female, 3 were male."" Wife asks: ""How do you know?"" Husband says: ""2 were on the phone and 3 were on the beer can."""
"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls."