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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole! No seriously, why do you have a 10 foot pole?! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!"

"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."

"I bet cats think people wish they were cats."

"I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six."

"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."

"Women like to claim that they are equal to men... Women like to claim that they are equal to men, but women have never successfully oppressed and entire gender."

"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."

"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"