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Joke of the Day
"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."
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"Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English ""s"""
"Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift ""from all of us"" anymore."
"Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake."
"freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"
"I was thinking about how duckling is our word for little ducks... so I canceled my order for steamed dumplings."
"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"