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Joke of the Day
"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."
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"What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
"Oh no! Playstation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U."
"The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline"
"Muffins. So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, ""Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"" And the second one says, ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""
"Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads"
"I fractured my tailbone this morning. I guess you could say I was pretty butthurt."
"Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. ""I'm Bruce Willis"" he says. The parrot repeats it. ""yeah right"" Bruce says, but is secretly worried"
"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."
"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."