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Joke of the Day
"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."
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"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""
"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."
"I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100."
"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."
"Q: What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas? ... A: Mule-tide greetings."
"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."
"Changed Grandma's email signature to ""Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"""
"The worst thing about being in my 40's is that I can't get teenaged girls to sleep with me. It's like being a teenager again."
"(OC) A little joke I just made up... Homeless people never get inside jokes."