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Joke of the Day

"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."

"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""

"David Copperfield's fed up of performing the old trap-door trick... It's just a stage he's going through."

"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"

"GF (from 2nd floor window): either the trampoline goes or I go! ME: It ... was ... nice ... knowing ... you"

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s"

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"