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Joke of the Day
"I bet cats think people wish they were cats."
Next Joke
"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."
"Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you."
"one time this girl pulled me close & said ""I'm the girl your mom warned you about"" & I said ""so you chose bulbasaur as your starter pokemon"""
"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""
"There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth? Two marks."
"My favorite knock knock joke when I'm feeling like an asshole. Knock Knock. Who's there? To. To who? Actually it's 'to whom'."
"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."
"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."
"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""