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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!"
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"I like my women like I like my doughnuts black and glazed."
"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"
"I was doing well on my diet until I got my period and had to eat four pieces of pizza, a block of cheese, two candy bars, and seven houses."
"A depressed French baker sobs bitterly into the dough... His life is pain."
"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"
"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."
"What do you call a body builder? Jim."
"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"
"What's the best part about having sex with ninety-nine year olds? There's ninety of 'em."