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Joke of the Day
"A depressed French baker sobs bitterly into the dough... His life is pain."
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"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."
"The police just knocked on my door They claimed my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I told them they must be mistaken. My dog doesn't even own a bike."
"My wife always cheats when we play board games Just last night, we were all playing Monopoly in the den and she was next-door fucking the neighbor."
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummi bear."
"How come when someone says ""we need to talk"" it's never about ice cream or Star Wars?"
"I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench. I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life. I'm under a lot of pressure at work."
"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... ""Daddy I'm cumming!"" ""Hi Cumming, I'm dad"""
"What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? A polar bear."