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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be...... Vulva-sore"

"Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you're kinda boring and you've been on top of everything."

"I kinda want one of those priest collar thingys. If it gets me through airport security fast AND keeps kids away from me. I'm in."

"I can't even I feel the phrase ""I can't even"" is rather odd."

"G.O.T. joke: ""What's better than a Grape, Robb?"" ""A Raisin, Bran."

"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."

"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."

"What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave? I don't know....I was too busy masterbating."

"what is a short, yet a long password? 1 to 8"