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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches."

"I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!"

"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."

"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"

"My son failed gym. But he unlocked every achievement on Left 4 Dead so it's a wash."

"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."

"How do cows communicate? Moorse code."

"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."