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Joke of the Day

"If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."

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"Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be step-son zoned. I will literally marry your dad and step-son zone you. Try me."
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