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Joke of the Day
"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"
Next Joke
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"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."
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"My wife Googled ""how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."
"4 stages of life 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don t believe in Santa 3. You are Santa 4. You look like Santa"
"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"