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Joke of the Day
"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"
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"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"
"""Don't get any ideas."" - Worn out light bulb"
"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."
"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"
"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"
"__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."