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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? He's the one with the clean finger."
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"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."
"Mulatto friend of mine was eating Oreos. I asked her ""Isn't that cannibalism""?"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this sh*t."
"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"
"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."
"What did a Mexican take Xanax for? For Hispanic attacks"
"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""
"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."