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Joke of the Day

"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"

"What do you call a table with dots all over it? The periodic table!"

"Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive."

"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."

"I'm Finally Done Smoking My name was legally changed yesterday."

"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."

"What do you call a band that comes out with a new song 12 times a year? Monthford and Son"

"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"

"Smoking kills. Smoking panics. Smoking tries to hide the body."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus? A walrus has at least two valid points."