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Joke of the Day

"Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job."

"a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' ""."

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."

"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."

"it's 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science."

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"

"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"

"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser."

"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"

"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."