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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."
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"What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department."
"What do the chronically late have in common with sex traffickers? They both ""run behind""."
"During lunch I asked my food server which salad she preferred. She said, ""Either one! They're both amazeballs!"" I got a hamburger."
"Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol."
"home is where the pants aren't"
"A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"What is the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit, while odor is a whiff of.. Shit."
"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."
"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"