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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."
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"Why did the guitarist go to prison? Because he fingered A Minor."
"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
"Scientists discovered that gayness goes back to the Jurrassic Period, there were even gay dinosaurs.... the gay male dinosaur was the Humpasauras and the gay female dinosaur was the Lickalottapus"
"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"
"I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off."
"I asked a hooker to talk dirty to me in Latin. She declined."
"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."