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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
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"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted"
"What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application? There's no accounting for taste."
"Wife: Who let the boys out? Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out?! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going.."
"What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt was able to finish a race."
"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""
"Mitt Romney."
"I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school. They told me it was too sharp"
"dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun"
"I hate when I'm about to hug someone really good looking And then I hit the mirror."