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Joke of the Day
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
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"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."
"I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was ""so you don't eat chicken?"""
"What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7? A basic bitch."
"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"
"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"
"What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic"
"Computers are like old testament gods. Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet."
"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"
"Twitter has messed me up. Now when someone says something I like in real life, I gently place my hand on their face and whisper ""favorite""."