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Joke of the Day

"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"

"Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees."

"I get so excited when someone brings out the cake at a birthday party because that means I can leave soon."

"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"

"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"I flunked out of clown college due to taking it too seriously."

"A small boy got lost at a baseball game... He went up to a police officer and said: ""I've lost my dad."" ""What's he like?"" asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, ""Beer and women."""

"My girlfriend started bleeding during sex, and I told her to suck it up. In a few years, she'll bleed every month."

"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."

"Her: I'm sorry my baby keeps crying. He's got teeth coming in. Me: Well, don't worry, I'll sign for them..."