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Joke of the Day

"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"

"What's the gayest way to die? Prince died from the flu ... Theraflu?"

"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"

"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"

"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."

"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"

"Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman ""hey how much for a drink?"" The barman replies ""For you, no charge"" Bazinga!"

"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""

"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."