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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me to take all of her clothes off last night I was so embarrassed. I really wish she'd tell me when she was coming home early"

"What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck"

"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"

"I think I might stop cussing and get all religious and shit"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."

"Two kinds of lairs when it comes to masturbation ... Those that say they never have ... ...And those that say they quit ."

"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"

"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"

"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."