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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me to take all of her clothes off last night I was so embarrassed. I really wish she'd tell me when she was coming home early"

"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"

"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""

"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""

"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"

"Fannee Doolee loves sleep, but she doesn't love bedtime. Why do you think that is? Because Fannee Doolee has crippling anxiety, and falling asleep reminds her of her inevitable death."

"I will work for Apple But I take bananas too. Or just any food. Please."

"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"