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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"
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"""911 what's your em-"" STAMPEDE ""slow down sir"" IN THE GORGE ""sir I'm gonna need you t-"" SIMBAS DOWN THERE"
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"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."
"My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one."
"What did the cat... Say to the person? Nothing, because cats don't speak."
"My friend told me what the Mile High Club was the other day But honestly, I don't give a flying fuck."
"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."