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Joke of the Day

"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""

"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."

"""I work with computers."" ""Do you know a lot about computers?"" ""I know they're heavy."" (forgot the comics name, he was on Jay Leno long ago)"

"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."

"Jesus Christ walks into a motel and drops a handful of nails on the counter. He asks Can you put me up for the night ?"

"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"

"Boy giraffe: You wanna? Girl giraffe: Ok, but kiss my neck first. Boy giraffe: But Babe, we only have 3 hours!"

"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig"

"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."