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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"

"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"

"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round."

"That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask"

"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."

"You mail one pig fetus with a note saying ""I'm oinkers for you!"" attached, and suddenly you're 'psycho'. Whatever."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"

"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."

"Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea? He took a ship."

"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."