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Joke of the Day
"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"
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"MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*"
"Yo mama so fat, she doesn't get stuck in the doorway The doorway gets stuck in her"
"Heard if the Obama diet? Putin eats your lunch everyday..."
"I was thinking about making a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon."
"My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship."
"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""
"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""
"Bitty and Belly are sitting on the sidewalk A Mercedes drives by and its horn plays a familiar melody. Bitty asks, ""Is that from a movie?"" Belly replies, ""No, it's a car tune."""
"Yo mama so fat, when she fell over nobody was laughing... ...but the ground was cracking up"