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Joke of the Day
"Heard if the Obama diet? Putin eats your lunch everyday..."
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"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy."
"I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag."
"HER: Let me know when you get your shit together. ME: So I guess this is goodbye."
"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."
"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"
"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"
"what's the difference between a my girlfriend and a voice activated sink? One gets turned on and all wet when I speak to it. The other is a voice activated sink."
"A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The bartender says, ""What the heck's a gon?"""
"What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!"