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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""
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"Anyone who loses his arms shouldn't just throw them out. You never know when they'll come in handy."
"""Pharaoh, we have completed the pyramids. They align to communicate with the galaxy"" Sweet. Hey look at these stupid cats I drew LOL"
"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."
"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!"
"I was going to join the debating team in high school, but someone talked me out of it."
"My sexlife"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month!"""
"Trump's ego is so big... Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump"