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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""
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"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""
"Ramadan Putting the slim in Muslim."
"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""
"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."
"If you met an eel in a top hat... ...that would be Sir Eel. (say it out loud)"
"""How about know"" -existentialist teen"
"People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like ""Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."""
"If I'm ever in a coma, don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love."